Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face
kandigurl

Posting this to that "vanity" community, but checking and editing the hilarity here.

I posted this "application" here.






-age - I MA A CHILD AT HEART

-name - CHEWBOB

-astrological sign - TEH BULL

-7 bands.
1-RUBBERBANDS
2-MARCHING BANDS
3-BROADBAND
4-BANDWIDTH
5-BANNED BOOKS
6-YOUR MOM
7-HER SISTER

-say something funny - I DO NOT NEED TO SAY IT...JUST LOOK IN THE MIRROR, LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

-reason your name(spell you're name out,and for each letter give a reason why we should accept you)
CHEESE
HAS
EVERY
WEIRD
BUTTON
ON THE
BOTTOM
(IT'S TRUE, I CHECKED!)

-give us an unanswerable question - WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND PUNCHING YOUR MOM'S PONY IN THE NOSE?

-you're best PHYSICAL/MENTAL qualities are...I AM SO PRITTY...JUST LOOK AT ME ON THAT EXCERCISE BIKE

-you're worst PHYSICAL/MENTAL qualities are...I HAVE NONE. I AM TOTALLY HOTTTTTTTT.

-name four people who you'd fuck - YOUR MOM, YOUR MOM, YOUR MOM AND YOUR MOM

-describe yourself in lyrics - I'M LOOKING FOR MY CAR BUT I MUST HAVE SOLD MY CAR WHEN I NEEDED TO BUY AN ELECTRIC ORGAN

-what makes you better than everyone else - NOBODY ELSE CAN DO THIS: *RANDOM ACTION YOU CANNOT SEE BECAUSE YOU ARE SOMEWHERE ELSE, HAHAHAHAHA!!!*

-whats youre typical style - WHATEVER THAT'S A TRICK QUESTION

finish the sentences...
I have a large_______DESIRE TO HAVE YOU GIVE ME A PONY OR THREE BECAUSE LAST CHRISTMAS I ASKED FOR SEVEN AND MY MOM DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY.
If I could I would _______EAT THAT POTATO CHIP THAT'S BEEN SITTING ON THE FLOOR FOR A WEEK, BUT IT'S ALL DUSTY AND GROSS AND I THINK THE CAT LICKED IT A FEW TIMES SO MAYBE I SHOULD BUY A NEW ONE.
What a ________GREAT MUSICAL THAT WAS, LET'S GO FIFTY MORE TIMES AND MOCK THAT MAN FOR THAT SCENE WHERE HE HAS TO WEAR THE TUTU AND TIGHTS!!!

opinions...
abortion-4 SQUARES
drugs-4 SQUARES
sex-4 SQUARES
government-4 SQUARES
love-4 SQUARES
suicide-4 SQUARES
the word hella-HELLA COOL

I can't wait to see my "NO" votes!!!!!!
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