Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face

I love you, David Letterman.

David Letterman is awesome because he does the stupid things that I would do if I had a show and lots of money:

Dave: How many ping pong balls do you have up there on the roof?

Guy: Twenty-thousand.

Dave: Twenty-thousand? How do you get twenty-thousand ping pong balls?

Guy: Call somebody.

Dave: Okay, and you're going to dump them all off the roof?

Guy: Yessir.

Dave: Can you give us a sample drop? Like, just one ball?

Guy: Sure. (drops one ping pong ball off the roof.)

Dave: Wow. Okay folks, don't touch that dial, because we're going to be dropping twenty-thousand -- I mean, if you thought THAT was exciting, just you wait.

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