So when AnnnE and I got lost driving around, we passed an apartment complex with a sign that said, "Living here makes cents". AnnE decided that if she ever owned an apartment complex, she would put a sign out front that says, "Living here makes scents" and leave the passer by to speculate.
We also passed a sign that said, "If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it." And another that said, "Sweet corn, coming soon."
(I for one can hardly wait for the arrival of the sweet corn.)