So there are these kids in my swim lessons, right? Every single day last week, when they saw me, it was like I was someone they'd never seen before. I'd say hi, and they'd be like, "Hi...." then fifteen minutes later they'd run up and go, "Are you our swim instructor?????"
This is after I'd been teaching them for four days, people.
Today, like a miricle, they RECOGNIZED ME RIGHT AWAY.