Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face

Man, I could do this ALL DAY.

This is the song that will open our very first album as Spriggan. It's called, "Wir denken Sie saugen".

Willkommen zu Spriggan.
Wir sind soviel Kühlvorrichtung als Sie,
und die ist, warum Sie unser Album kaufen müssen.

Ich interessiere mich nicht, wenn Sie uns nicht mögen.
Das prüft nur, wie wenig Sie wissen.
Ich hörte Sie verließ Mathe.
Meine Mamma erklärte mir.
Sie ist kühler als Ihre Mamma.

Wir sind Spriggan.
Wir denken Sie saugen.

Jemand erklärte mir, daß Sie eine Wanze einmal aßen.
OH- MANN, der war von Ihnen wirklich dumb.
Ich wettete Sie esse Wanzen DIE GANZE Zeit.
Und dann sitzen Sie um das Sagen,
"OH-, eine was für geschmackvolle Wanze!"

Wir sind Spriggan.
Wir denken Sie saugen.

Mein Freund erklärte meinem anderen Freund, der mir erklärte:
An Sonntag sitzen Sie zu Hause, Würstchen essend.
Ohne Freunde.
OH- Mann, lame!

Wir sind Spriggan.
Wir denken Sie saugen.

Gestern hatte ich irgendeinen Kuchen.
Ich wettete Sie nicht.
Ich wette Sie sitze dort sagen,
"OH-, Mann, wünsche ich mich war dieses Mädchen von Spriggan!
Das mit dem Kuchen!"

Wir sind Spriggan.
Wir denken Sie saugen.

Welcome to Spriggan.
We are so much cooler than you,
And that is why you must buy our album.

I don't care if you don't like us.
That only proves how little you know.
I heard you failed math.
My mom told me.
She's cooler than your mom.

We are Spriggan.
We think you suck.

Somebody told me that you ate a bug once.
Oh MAN, that was really dumb of you.
I bet you eat bugs ALL the time.
And then you sit around saying,
"Oh, what a tasty bug!"

We are Spriggan.
We think you suck.

My friend told my other friend who told me:
On Sundays you sit at home eating hotdogs.
With no friends.
Oh man, lame!

We are Spriggan.
We think you suck.

Yesterday, I had some cake.
I bet you didn't.
I bet you are sitting there saying,
"Oh, man, I wish I were that girl from Spriggan!
The one with the cake!"

We are Spriggan.
We think you suck.

Tags: spriggan

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