-I have a sore throat
-I have a runny nose
-My head feels like it's stuffed with cotton balls
-I don't have enough energy to make very complex expressions
-I am sore all over from jumping around at the concert last night (my fault, but worth it)
-I'm bleeding from places that needn't be mentioned
-I have Anne-post-too-much-itis
I'm not really miserable, persay, it's just that I could be better. MUCH better.