Bessie's Reagan's mother's cow
Bessie's a cute cow
Chewy's my sister
Chewy bops me on the head
But I still love her
OMG IT IS HAILING REALLY REALLY BIG HAIL LIKE GOLF BALL - TENNIS BALL SIZED POOR POOR RHONDA
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