I'm Jess, and I have absolutely no clue what my writing style is. LJ Idol is where I prove that, consistently, from week to week. Do I write wacky crackfic? Insightful non-fiction? Wacky non-fiction? Insightful crackfic?
WHO KNOWS??? I SURE DON'T!!
I do know I like capslock. And parenthetical statements. (Though I haven't used any yet this intro.)
(Wait. Fuck. Nevermind.)
I make hula hoops as my day job, and I recently started a second job at a POPULAR CHAIN PIZZA JOINT WHICH SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS to help pay the bills hoops weren't covering. Which means I have EVEN LESS TIME THAN USUAL for Idol shenanigans.
(Can every topic be the intro topic? I feel like it's always my favorite.)
Come with me on a journey through uncertainty, bad decisions, and poorly thought out ideas!
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