And tomorrow, I get my hands on the BRAND NEW TWILIGHT BOOK.
YES YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY THERE IS A BRAND NEW TWILIGHT BOOK. OH MY GOD. IT'S GOING TO BE SO TERRIBLE, AND YET SO WONDERFUL.
Smeyers wrote the exact same stories but with the genders swapped. So the "Bella" character is a boy named "Beau" and the "Edward" character is a girl named "Edythe".
BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO PROVE BELLA ISN'T JUST A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS AND SHE'S NOT JUST A TERRIBLE WRITER. SHE'S WRITING A "GUYS, YOUR VALID CONCERNS ABOUT MY STORY ARE BULLSHIT, LET ME JUST REWRITE IT THIS WAY TO PROVE IT" BOOK.
IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING I CAN'T WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA