Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face
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My mom writes haikus

So my mom wrote all these haikus, and she's all, "POST THEM ON YOUR LIVEJOURNAL, DOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT!!!!" and I'm like, "Kay." And so, without further ado, my mom's haikus.

Animal treasures
are the tastiest cookies
yeah! You go girl scouts!

My back really hurts
Thank God for my Homedics
What a great massage

You know what I like?
Peanut butter crakers, yum
They are very good

Michael Jordan rocks
He drinks Gatorade daily
What a superstar!

Reagan is my bean
She has a cute freckled nose
I love her a lot

Chewy and Andrew
They will be married next year
We hope they get jobs

Haiku is fun, fun
Can you think of a good one?
Such creative fun!

My mother would much appreciate it if you would say which of her haikus, if any, moved you or touched you in any way, thank you.
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