Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
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The Dong Shop

Last night, I dreamed that I was in my old high school, but it wasn't my old high school (you know how dreams are), and I was in the library and I came upon this little zine called "The Dong Shop".

It was an 8th-size zine, but thick and bound nicely, probably it was forty or fifty pages, which is pretty long for an 8th-size.

Anyway, I opened it up and read a bit, it was arranged in sort of an artsy way, and was about this dude whose friend Stacey dragged him to a "Dong Shop".

I am now fascinated with writing this story, about a dude insecure about going into a sex shop and can only focus on the dildos. I also think it's hilarious that he refers to the place as a "Dong Shop". I'm not sure if I could make it all artsy and fill forty or fifty pages (even small ones), but I feel like it's my duty to write it.

It's like how Stephanie Meyer felt it was her duty to write Twilight after it came to her in a dream. "The Dong Shop" has got to be at least as good as Twilight.

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