Do you ever take a poop so amazingly impressive that you feel proud of yourself?
I did that today. I turned around to flush and saw this SUPER long log of poo and it was all nice and solid, and I was like, "DANG! That's a lot of waste that just came out of my body! I must be doing something right to have my intestinal tract expel such a behemoth!"
If you read this post, I am sorry.