Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
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Poop.

Here is a post I feel much more comfortable making to LJ than to FB (and you may regret my comfort in a moment).

Do you ever take a poop so amazingly impressive that you feel proud of yourself?

I did that today. I turned around to flush and saw this SUPER long log of poo and it was all nice and solid, and I was like, "DANG! That's a lot of waste that just came out of my body! I must be doing something right to have my intestinal tract expel such a behemoth!"

If you read this post, I am sorry.
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