Thanks to the Internet, and the people who use it, I was able to post what I thought was just a rant about how I have a difficult time cleaning up. I got two responses, one suggesting Habit RPG and another suggesting Unfuck Your Habitat. Utilizing the two of them, I've got a clean stovetop and I'm about to have a clean fridge.
It's like friggen' magic. I wasn't even LOOKING for answers and I got them.
INTERNET AND ITS CITIZENS, YOU ARE AWESOME.