Today was exciting!!!! I put on shoes!!!!! It was a strange and mystical experience. Then Anne came over. She is so hot i cannot stand it. You should all give her money, and local employers should get her a job. Surely her hotness is reference enough!!!
If I were a pair of pants, what kind would I be? I bet i'd be sexy pants!!! I'd be the belle of the pants ball!!!! And I'd never lose my keys i bet.
The idea of becoming pants is too much for me! I am going to lie down.
Love, luck and lollypops,