I have piles of crap in my living room waiting for me to decide what to do with them, but I don't wanna decide. I wanna sleep. I've been up all night. I took maybe a half-hour nap somewhere in there. This is what happens when you lack planning skills, packing skills, any sort of organizational skills, and general cleanliness skill.
I want a decluttering gnome. And bedtiemz. *collapses*