I don't think I've read any of his entries before today (THERE ARE JUST SO GOD DAMN MANY ENTRIES, GUYS), but his take on this topic was a hilarious sequel to Twilight called "Sunrise".
With cyber dinosaurs from the future.
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT????
I hate myself a little. It was so obvious.
And his "Bearing False Witness" entry was a proposal for a television show called "Bear: False Witness" (This Show Is Rated TV14, With Scenes Of Intense Violence, Sexuality & A Bear)