Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face
kandigurl

I love you when you're not being stupid, mama.

So last night the mother and I were watching Harry Potter. (It was on and it was late, shut up.) We're just sitting there in silence, both sort of tired and not really paying attention, when my mom goes,

"You know, Hedwig is a weird name. It's like, Footshoe. Or Handglove."

And then she falls silent. So I say, "Yup."

A few more moments of silence go by. And then....

"Or Boobsbra."

THANKS MOM!!!!!
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