Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face
kandigurl

Sometimes I shouldn't speak my thoughts to everyday individuals.

I went to the break room to get some more water, and on my way out, I noticed a dustpan (you know, one of the ones with a handle attached?) leaning against the wall. FULL OF SPARKLING, MULTI-COLORED GLITTER. I found this so immensely hilarious that I brought it into the break room to show the folks sitting in it, hoping they would laugh with me. Instead, they just thought I was crazy for dragging in a dustpan to show them.

I think it's probably for the best that I didn't go on to say, "Come on, it's full of GLITTER! It's as if a whole bunch of fairies shat on the floor, and someone had to clean up the mess! The janitor's all like, 'Oh, cleaning up after these damn fairies in this damn magical castle is a never ending test of my patience. Can't they just use the teeny tiny toilets that flush whenever a child makes a wish, like everyone else?'"

In other news, I totally don't want to do any more work today. Paper Towns has got me in a deep and thinking mood. Not to mention I'm obviously still tired enough from the puppy video proceedings to thrust dustpans in my coworkers' faces.

EDIT: GUYS I GOT SPAM MAIL FOR PENIS ENLARGEMENT IN GERMAN:

"Wer wurde nicht Traum von einer langer, dicker ein starkeres Penis?
Wer woulldn't wollen langer im Bett und Ejakulat wie ein Pornostar?"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA YES.
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