In more exciting news, I totally pimped out my tub yesterday. Sort of. See, it was getting pretty nasty and grimy and in desperate need of a scrub down, and the drain was clogging so bad that I'd shower at night and it would still be draining in the morning. Then, when I turned off the shower the last time, the knob cracked in half in my hand. SO. Basically my tub was all kinds of broken.
BUT NO MORE. I went to Lowe's and picked up a new knob, bought some liquid plumber, and scrubbed that business right good. I put on the knob all by myself. I'm a friggen' handyman. Woman. Person. And now it's all shiny and not scary looking anymore and it doesn't take twelve hours to drain. HOORAY!
Of course, I can't be arsed to get the rest of my apartment in such delightful working order, but oh well. The tub is good enough for now.