freyargh's birthday today, otherwise known as "Making Up For Two Years' Worth of Being a Forgetful Dumbass" day. Yes, the last two of Fraher's birthdays have gone by with me completely forgetting that they were happening at all. It has been an embarrassing and guilt-ridden ride. A ride I am ending TODAY, as I am remembering so hard that it's probably annoying a lot of people. So I'm sorry about that.#2 - My hands. I don't know what's wrong with them, but they sure are gross!
Look at how swollen and hive-y and gross they are. They itch like itchy mofos, and everything hurts. Hooping? Hurts. Driving? Hurts. Typing this? Hurts like NOBODY'S BUSINESS. It's a testament to how addicted to lj I am that I'm going through with this post at all. I just took a test, and my WPM, which on a normal day is 85 WPM? Is now 43 WPM. It's as if I'm typing with half of my hands! Which, kind of, I am.
#3 - In my 25 things post which I would link to if my hands didn't hurt so bad, I mentioned that I eat an abnormally large amount of jelly on my PB&J sandwiches. Today, I was craving PB&J, so I decided to document how much jelly I actually use on a typical sandwich, because I know the curiosity has been keeping you up at night.
Exhibit A - A full, un-opened jar of Smucker's Simply Fruit Concord Grape Spreadable Fruit.
Exhibit B - The jar post-one-sandwich's-worth-of-jelly-appli
Exhibit C - The way a PB&J sandwich should look.
So? Do I use an abnormally large amount of jelly?
#4 - NERDFIGHTERS. Several (and by several I mean two) people whom I respect and admire had mentioned The Nerdfighters to me. Who are the Nerdfighters? They are Hank and John Green, brothers who decided to communicate for a year without textual means. The result is some pretty awesome and nerdy back and forth vlogging. View it here! I felt compelled to post about it because I'm only up to July, but I find myself watching it and just feeling so happy that these people exist. I'll finish their videos and find there is an enormous smile on my face. I heart them both. NERDFIGHTERS!
And that's it for this post about a lot of random things. It's almost 5 o'clock! That means it's almost time to go home and not forget about Fraher's birthday some more, and also to stop typing with my itchy and swollen hands! Yaaaaaaaaay!!
