Exactly what it says. I saw that title and there was no way I wasn't clicking on that business. I kind of really don't like the bit near the end, but until then...oh my goodness. My cheeks have tears of serious laughter rolling down them.
ETA: I just want to say that I really love being at work when hardly anyone is here. Right now, I'm the only person in my row (a row that normally houses seven people). It's awfully quiet...there are free fruit snacks up front...I'm eating a salad...it's friggen' Friday. Life is pretty okay right now.