I need to stop listening to Kiss FM, I guess.
In other news, I'm in an astonishingly good mood today! Maybe it's because I went to bed an hour early? I got to work on time, at any rate. And I got to get a burrito from the burrito man! And he had his nummy salsa, which is the best freaking stuff on planet earth. Also, I get to leave early today and go to the dentist. IT SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT THE DENTIST IF YOU'RE PUMPED ABOUT GOING.
And then after that it's Coffee Haus! *dances* I swear, every Tuesday I'm all, "I wish it was Coffee Haus day." But it isn't, and it makes me sad.
Oh, oh, and I got accepted as a ChaCha guide, so now I can answer questions for the mad dimes.
Oh, and yesterday, I gave Stephenie Meyer thirty-five of my hard earned dollars for you, the Internet, for you. I picked up Eclipse and Breaking Dawn so that I could read them for future spoofing. THE BEST PART IS THAT MY COPY OF BREAKING DAWN HAS THE COVER ON UPSIDE DOWN. It is pretty intense and amazing. And Eclipse is already cracking my shit up: (Charlie to Bella) "For a teenager, you’re amazingly non-whiney."
SERIOUSLY, CHARLIE? SERIOUSLY???? Have you read Twilight and New Moon? LOLZ. AND: "The word boyfriend had me chewing on the inside of my cheek with a familiar tension while I stirred. It wasn’t the right word, not at all. I needed something more expressive of eternal commitment. . . ." (bolded emphasis mine)
OH BELLA YOU'RE SO RETARDED. I hope the rest of the book is this entertaining. I already like it better than New Moon.