Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face

My cramps poem seemed to go over really well, and earn me a couple of fans, so I'm going to try for a crappy follow-up poem (which is never really as good as the first, but stardom is a fickle friend) about Ibuprofen.

Ibuprofen makes my cramps go away
It really knocks my socks off
Just when I think the pain is here to stay
Ibuprofen says it's not.

The best part is it's so convenient!
I only have to take three!
And then wait around for an hour and a half!
And miraculously, I'm pain free!

Once I took Midol insted.
And I only had to take FIVE.
And then my mom called poison control
And they said I'm lucky to be alive.
(it was fun because even my knees were dizzy.)

In conclusion, I'm still going to rip out my uterus.


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