Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face
kandigurl

And now, a poem about menstrual cramps.

Cramps, oh cramps,
Why do you hurt so much?
Why does shedding a bit of measely tissue
CAUSE SO MUCH PAIN???????

Cramps, oh cramps,
Can't you just go away?
I have to go to work
And you're making me insane.

Cramps, stupid cramps,
I wish you were dead.
Strike that, reverse it,
YOU wish I were dead.

Cramps, oh cramps,
I hate you a lot.
I'm going to rip out my uterus.
oh,
I'm going to rip out my utereus.

THE END.
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