Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face
kandigurl

I feel somewhat less awesome now that I'm not covered in sparkles. It's weird. Perhaps I need to cover myself in glitter more often.

Also, I've had "You smell like...weeeeeeeeerewoooolf" in my head ALL NIGHT.

**AN AMUSING STORY FROM THE OTHER NIGHT**

I was at Jim & Jessie's. Corie came downstairs, holding a stuffed monkey her aunt had given her. These monkeys can record your voice and then play it back in a cute monkey voice.

She sits down, holding the creature, and says, "I think dad got a hold of the monkey again."

She presses the "Play" button, and, in a cute monkey voice, the monkey says, "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you."
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