These are voicemails, ACTUAL, SERIOUS voicemails, that some dude left for a woman he met on the street. The chick gave him her number and that was it.
In the voicemails, the dude goes on and on about what a great catch he is, and if he's interested, she should call him. But not if she has psychological problems! Because then he's not interested.
It is so. Amazing. Better than the dude that was sending me random text messages.