My sister has decided to use it a journal for her "experiences at Hogwarts." But my sister's idea of making up experiences at Hogwarts means copying from the books/movies.
Entries from her "journal". I've left all her spelling/punctuation/captilization errors in. the stuff in italics are comments from me:
Year One written as though they were dripping, blood I can only imagine. ???.
We are pleased to inform you. That you'e expected Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. No one expects Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry!
In this diary, you will be writing about your first, second, third and fourth year at hogwarts. I can only imagine this is because she doesn't have a fifth book to copy from yet.
But be careful! There might be danger in the scool sometimes, but you won't have to go back on whatever year there's danger. ok.....
Good luck from
in cursive Cornelius Fudge
minister of magic
I am in diagon Alley for the first time. My books are written by "Gilderoy Lockhart," an infamous writer who was alive for fifty years. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA And my books and supplues Yes she wrote "supplues" are:
in a box that I can only assume is supposed to be a letter:
Tronding with trolls
Standards book of spells
Magical Me It's not just for entertainment anymore!
Suplies What, no more supplues?
owl, cat, or toad
Make sure you have all the supplies Hooray, third time's the charm! on the list!
in cursive again Cornelius fudge
Minister of magic
end letter format
good luck to me!
I am very scared to travel by floo powder to platform nine and
Just then, a lady with three girls and a boy came stroding I'm not sure what stroding is... by. "Platform nine and three quarters, right this way!" Way to copy a direct quote. IMAGINATION IS FOR SISSIES! I followed them over. The yongest girl stood by her mother. She called the third year boy to go first. I asked her "what
NEXT ENTRY: (I have no idea what this is for.)
Ajenda for sleepover.
eat pizza (if said so)
watch a Moovie! (get it!) No, not really.
decorate who ever falls asleep first. (if said so) Ah, the time honored tradition of decorating the most tired.
sleep better hope it's after everyone else, you don't want to be decorated!
go to church
play as long as you can (if said so)
END OF FACINATING JOURNAL THUS FAR.
Yes, I am a terrible sister for posting her bizzare journal online and making fun of it. But that's what older siblings are for.