Spongebob: "No, Patrick." (Turns to more stairs directly across the room.) "THOSE are the stairs of learning."
Gordo: "The good news is, you'll be exploring the exciting world of LATVIA!" (Strikes exciting pose)
Timmy: "At last, home, where I won't be graded on my performance!"
Timmy's Dad: "Timmy! We're going to grade you on your performance!"
Timmy's Mom: "You get an A-!" (holds up paper with an A- on it)
Timmy: "An A-?"
Timmy's Dad: "Questioning grade! You get a B!"
Timmy's Dad: "Talking back! C!"
Timmy's Dad: "Arguing! D!"
Timmy: "That's a Q."
Timmy's Dad: "F!!!!"
(curtain falls. Lights go up.)