No, America, really, I won't do that, because Hitler's dead and also not an American citizen. But seriously. No Josiah, now no Garrett. I HATE EVERYTHING.
I'M LIVING FOR YOU, NOW, DANNY NORIEGA. HOPEFULLY YOU WILL BE VAGUELY IRRITATING ENOUGH FOR FOLKS TO KEEP YOU UNTIL THE TOP FIVE.
I so don't even care about the girls that got voted off. Seriously. Don't even care.
EDIT: Also, I lied, I won't be able to come to Coffee Haus for only three weeks, not six. Two more weeks of Important Wednesday Idol to go!