ChewbobSmells: THE MAGNIFICENT SHEEP
ChewbobSmells: OK:
ChewbobSmells: Once, there was a man who smelled very bad
ChewbobSmells: and he wondered how he could remedy this
ChewbobSmells: as it was driving away his friends, family, and job.
ChewbobSmells: He said, "Perhaps if I smelled WORSE for a few days, they would appreciate the fact that I don't smell that bad ALL the time."
ChewbobSmells: So he did.
ChewbobSmells: And everybody he came across died.
ChewbobSmells: So he said, "Shoot. That didn't work."
ChewbobSmells: And he tried to think of a better plan.
ChewbobSmells: He was thinking particularly hard one day
ChewbobSmells: when he fell asleep and began to dream
ChewbobSmells: Buffy and Harry Potter visited him in his sleep
HiMyNameIsNan: YERSSS.
ChewbobSmells: Buffy said, "Yo, kick your smellies away with a sweet perfume!"
ChewbobSmells: Harry said, "Perfume is for losers. STAB YOURSELF IN THE EYE."
ChewbobSmells: The smelly man awoke with a start.
ChewbobSmells: He was now in a pickle.
ChewbobSmells: Should he take Buffy's advice? Or Harry Potter's?
ChewbobSmells: Both saved the world from evil.
HiMyNameIsNan: WAS HE REALLY INSIDE A PICKLE????
ChewbobSmells: YES.
ChewbobSmells: LITERALLY.
HiMyNameIsNan: O MG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChewbobSmells: He decided to flip a coin.
ChewbobSmells: "Heads, I go with the slayer, tails, I go with that dude who lived."
ChewbobSmells: he flipped....
ChewbobSmells: the coin rolled...
ChewbobSmells: and rolled...
ChewbobSmells: and ROLLED........
ChewbobSmells: ALL THE WAY OUT OF THE PICKLE.
ChewbobSmells: And landed on FEET.
ChewbobSmells: The smelly man cried.
HiMyNameIsNan: !!!
ChewbobSmells: For there was no option for feet.
ChewbobSmells: In desperation, he tried them both at the SAME TIME.
ChewbobSmells: He stabbed himself in the eye and dressed his wound in perfume.
HiMyNameIsNan: .........................ew.
ChewbobSmells: He decided to venture into the world to see how they accepted him.
ChewbobSmells: Unforunately, he couldn't see.
ChewbobSmells: He couldn't see the millions who now loved his smell and flocked to worship the ground upon which he walked.
ChewbobSmells: He died a lonely and unhappy man.
ChewbobSmells: THE END.
HiMyNameIsNan: HA HA HA, BEST ENDING EVIR
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ChewbobSmells: OKAY
