Maybe Fry a Hip Slut Fever
Ah, A Furry Festive Lamp, Bye
Fishy Pervert, Buy a Flame
My Fifth Beaver Syrup Ale
I Hump Fey Ferrets By Lava
But the undisputed winner (between Anne and I) was:
My, A Self-Purify Vet Rehab
It will be written by Jess Hodown.
INTERESTING SIDE NOTE: Another anagram of Joss Whedon is "Jews do nosh".