You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.
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You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it’s terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.
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Hahaha, these are EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE. I found the conservative one ridiculously hard to take, though, because none of the answers seemed to apply to me. And the liberal one was ridiculously hard to take because there were SO MANY appealing answers. I guess that means I'm still a liberal even after listening to all that Glenn Beck. :)