So, dudes, I have something I need to discuss with you, and it's very important.
For the past few weeks, I'd say at least two? It's felt like it's got some sort of fluid in it, or like it's got a piece of cotton crammed waaaaaaaaay down in there. I can hear out of it, but I can tell the difference if I listen through the broken ear or the good ear. (I've tested this with headphones.)
Am I dying?
I don't want to go to Care Now AGAIN. I hate them, they're expensive and tell me nothing useful (except for that one time with the scabies. That time, though, they were only useful for the prescription, as I'd already determined for the most part that it was scabies.) The sad part is, it's still cheaper to go to Care Now once every few months than it is to pay for health insurance through my company and go to a real doctor. LAME. (Especially since with the insurance, I'd be paying for that AND the Care Now visit, it's just the visit would be marginally cheaper.)
What I'm saying here is, do you think I should be concerned with it and get it checked out? Do you know any fancy home remedies for weird-clogged-ear disease?
Am - am I dying?