I heard it waiting for my order at Sonic, of all places! This is the second time I've ever heard it, and since I had my handy ALPHASMART, I typed out some of the lyrics, which are actually, "Everybody put up your hands, say I don't want to be in love, I don't want to be in love..."
It is called "I Don't Wanna Be In Love" (I KNOW YOU ARE SHOCKED) and it is by Good Charlotte!
And here is a youtube video because you can do that with the internet these days!
Maaaaaaaaan. I'm really glad I found this song, because I am totally in love with it.