So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every section of the movie, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...
CAVEATS: I am skipping any spoken word track. They are not songs, hence, they don't count for a movie soundtrack!
Opening Credits: Proud To Be Canadian, The Arrogant Worms
This is great for two reasons: 1) I'm not Canadian! 2) I was JUST THINKING about this song not half an hour ago, specifically, the line that goes "It's cool in many ways to be Canadian! We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse!" and I wanted to post about it but didn't want to make a useless post. THANK YOU, MEME!
Waking Up: Attitude, Alien Ant Farm
As in I have a crappy attitude when I first wake up?
First Day At School: End it on This, No Doubt
I guess I'm having a bad day and decided to drop out of school on the first day.
Falling In Love: Lebanese Blonde, Thievery Corporation
I am falling in love with a Lebanese blonde! Very possibly!
Shower Scene: Amazing, Blue October
I do take amazing showers.
Fight Song: Ants In My Pants, Joe Scruggs
I would fight you if it weren't for these dang ants in my pants. SIDE NOTE: There's a lot of ants in my new apartment. It disturbs me.
Breaking Up: Fat, "Weird Al" Yankovic
Prom: Tangled Up In Blue, Bob Dylan
As in, I tripped over all of the stupid blue hangings all over the place and ended up tangled up in blue. Hangings. That is.
Life's OK: Haunted, Evanescence
I guess life isn't really ever ok, is that what you're trying to tell me, iPod?
Mental Breakdown: Miami 2017 (Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway), Billy Joel
Actually, if I were having a mental breakdown, this might be a good song to listen to. I'll have to make a "mental breakdown" playlist.
Driving: Walking on the Sun, Smash Mouth
My car broke down.
Sex Scene: Beg For Me, Korn
Flashback: Exo-Politics, Muse
I'm flashing back to...um...okay, I've really got nothing for this one because I can never understand a goddamned thing Muse says.
Getting Back Together: Skimbleshanks The Railway Cat, CATS: The Original Broadway Recording.
I WILL ONLY GET BACK TOGETHER WITH YOU IF YOU'RE OKAY WITH MY TASTE IN MUSICALS.
Wedding: The Tourist, Radiohead
Man, what a depressing wedding song! "Hey, man, slow down, slow down..." I'm pretty sure I'm getting left at the alter here.
Birth of Child: Asia at Odd Hours, Splashdown
After dropping out of school, having my car break down, and having hot, kinky sex with a man that couldn't commit, I give birth to our love-child, Asia, born at 3:27 AM on a Tuesday night.
Final Battle: Soldier Girl, Polyphonic Spree
HOW FUCKING APPROPRIATE! I then kill everyone in a mad postpartum rage.
Funeral Song: Breakfast at Tiffany's, Deep Blue Something
Everyone skips out on my funeral because some bitch named Tiffany bribed them all with free kolaches.
End Credits: Not Gonna Get Us, Tatu
I guess no one is going to see this movie and understand it.