Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face
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OK SO, I am super pleased that I got the insider account, because listening to Glenn Beck on the computer means that you sometimes get to hear what they're talking about during the commercial breaks. And during the last commercial break, instead of talking about Glenn's current favorite topic (which is Laredo), they spent the break teasing Stu about the music on his iPod.

WHICH IS WHY I LISTEN TO THE SHOW IN THE FIRST PLACE.

So I feel better now!

(They also did some hilarious stuff regarding e-mails the mayor of Laredo sent to listeners, IE:

Glenn: "I am 10-% American, WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THAT??? A reasonable person would assume he missed the second 0 because the hyphen key is right next to it, and he meant I am 100% American, but I don't want to assume anything here, so I will take him at context which is that he is 10 HYPHEN percent American!"

Stu: "What does that even mean?"

Glenn: "I don't know...maybe, it's like a swear word! Like, you know how on tv or the internet they'll replace bad words with symbols? Maybe he's saying he's 10 EFFIN' percent American!"

Stu: "I don't even know what that means! That's horrible!"

Etcetera. IT IS BAD TO BE LISTENING NOW THAT I AM NOT ALONE IN AN OFFICE BECAUSE I CANNOT LOL. DAMN YOU AND YOUR "HUMOR", GLENN BECK, DAMN YOU.)
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