My hair. My hair is completely ridonkulous* right now, as I haven't really had conditioner for a while, and I haven't really brushed it good and proper for a while (I have this thing about brushing my hair in front of other people, it feels rude, and I'm pretty much always in front of other people right now without my own place). In order to prevent people from seeing how god-awfully messy it is, I've been throwing it up in a bun every day so that the pile of hair on my head will mask the fact that it's actually a pile of tangles.
Well, I've noticed when I take it down that aside from portions of it being hopelessly ratted, it's also starting to segment itself off into little chunks and rolling in on itself. Basically, it's starting to dreadlock. So I've been thinking half-heartedly to myself, "Self, what would it be like to have dreadlocks for reals? You have a job that would allow for such foolishness."
The only problem with this idea is that dreadlocks are PERMANENT. If I decide to go for it, I have to be okay with the idea of chopping all my hair off if I ever want not-dreadlocks again.
As with any decision in my life, I leave this one up to the internet! Let's go!
How stupid would it be to just dread my hair?
Do you like pancakes?
*YOU HAVE JACK BLACK TO THANK FOR THAT WORD. (THANK YOU, JACK BLACK)