Me at the computer. I am very serious about the internet. You can tell by my glasses.
You can kind of see my new frames in this picture, trust me when I say they are pretty.
MAH TEEFS, LET ME SHOW YOU DEM
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE, Oh, wait, not you. Sorry.
My little sister and I. We are incredibly well-read and erudite young ladies.
And we are glamorous, too! I know how to spell that word thanks to Fergie!
But more than anything else, we are unspeakably sexy.
My mother did not believe I really had hair, until I told her to FEEL IT WITH HER HANDS.
By this point, we had given up and decided to just be badgers. BADGERS BADGERS
BADGERS BADGERS
BADGERS BADGERS
Oh, never mind, we're in Kenya now.
GOD I'M ATTRACTIVE.
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