So out of sheer morbid curiosity, I signed up at the-n.com. They have this section called "rated N" where they give you two things and you choose which you think is the cooler of the two. They do this repeatedly, and the most popular things land on their "Top 100" list.
These choices pop up:
Lance Bass OR Artie, the strongest man in the world.
Is this even a valid comparisson? NO CONTEST, MAN.
P.S: If you think the "no contest" is referring to Lance Bass, please shoot yourself.