AMUSING STORY TIME:
I've been staying in the evenings with Megan. Night before last, we got home, and I crashed instantaneously. It was not my intention, I had hoped to be up a little longer or at least just nap and then get up to do interesting, don't-have-to-work-the-next-day things, but I failed miserably.
I woke up at four in the morning, eyes screaming because I'd left my contacts in. Unfortunately, my contact solution was in my car.
Megan had warned me that she was a light sleeper, so I didn't want to freak her out by opening the door in the middle of the night. I decided to warn her of what I was doing, so she wouldn't panic that she was getting robbed or anything. The plan being to wake her, inform her of my leaving and coming right back, and let her roll over and go back to sleep.
So I tip-toed into her room, hovered carefully over her, and whispered, "Hey, Megan?"
At which point her eyes flew open, she gasped sharply, and her legs flew up into the fetal position.
"Um..." I said, "I was trying to warn you that I'd be going out the door so I wouldn't freak you out. Clearly I failed."
After her initial panic, she immediately broke into hysterical giggles. By that point, we were both very awake, so we hung out for the next hour or so chatting. GOOD FUN WAS HAD BY ALL AND I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING.
Last two days in my lj history!
This link don't work no mo'.
This was not my jerky boss, this was my adorable boss!