I wouldn't like doing it any more, but at least it would get done. And it would provide any higher beings that might be watching with an amusing display every morning.
Observe!
1. The Sonic Boom wakes me with crazed bed-shaking madness and an unspeakably loud alarm.
After being lurched awake, it's time to hunt down the helicopter piece from the 2. Flying Alarm so that IT will shut up.
Unfortunately, 3. Clocky is still running around, chirpping and hiding from me like a complete jerk.
I finally get all three alarms to shut up, and tiredly curse myself for having such an efficient waking system.
