Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face
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Welcome to Retarded Karma Epiphany Central!

So, I had another thought that having this stupid Pityriasis Rosea thing is karma for wandering around telling everyone way back when that there is NOTHING Bikram Yoga can't cure. I was very adamant about it, too. So what does karma do to me? Give me probably the one malady that Bikram Yoga can do NOTHING about, other than aggravate it. Even though this time around, I haven't been very preachy about it (I think, my poor friends may disagree, especially Megan who finally said, "If I go to one class with you, will you SHUT UP??"), telling skeptics "Well, yoga isn't for everyone,"* and "Maybe yoga wouldn't help your severe knee injury"**.

I still believe that anything physical that DOESN'T involve itching or perhaps deformities can be fixed by yoga, but it is annoyingly humbling to have to not go to class because of some freaking skin condition. The voice of all the people I badgered back in the day are running through my head going "Whatsamatter? I thought yoga cured EVERYTHIIIIIIIIING!" and grinning smugly. I want to punch them all.

STUPID STUPID STUPID DERMATOLOGICAL DISORDER. I WANT TO GO BACK TO YOGA.

In other news, Bikram has a new book out! I WANT IT IN MY HANDS RIGHT NOW. I'm probably going to buy it after work today. That way, I'll at least have something to read while I'm incapacitated and cannot attend class.






*Even though it TOTALLY IS.
**Even though it TOTALLY WOULD.
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