But while I was waiting in line, it turns out I was standing behind this chick I used to go to high school with, and when we realized we knew each other, we did the whole wide-eyed, astonished, happy-to-see-you, "HIIIIIIIIII!" thing.
Then she goes, "How have you been?" And I said, "Fine. What have you been up to?"
And it quickly became apparent that the reason we never hung out in high school was because we had absolutely nothing to say to each other.
So it was just awkward the rest of the time, because she was hanging with a gaggle (and I do mean a gaggle, there were like, eight of them (are there eight in a gaggle?)) of other way-too-pretty-to-be-natural, look-like-they-never-grew-out-of-the-hig
And then I realized who am I to judge, because I was wearing a t-shirt that I've HAD since high school, probably WORE on a free dress day, and this chick was probably thinking the same exact thing I was, which was, "Man, this bitch hasn't changed since high school."
AND THAT IS ALL BUT REALLY JUST FOCUS ON THE ICE CREAM OKAY.
*Also: I will only share with you the very best part of Dinosaur Comics today, for the context you have to go READ IT YOURSELF. (I'm pretty sure I got the link right today, you guys.)
T-Rex: Shakespeare! Are you listening to your MP3's again?!
Shakespeare: so what if i am