I am the happiest person ever right now. :)
ETA: Oh, and this is probably one of my favorite lines from Clerks II:
Randal: Oh, fuck him, man! Trying to guilt me into walkin' around more because he's all gimped out. What kind of mind-fuck is that shit?!? So I've been getting into it with him, throwin' it back in his stupid crippie-boy face about how I love to just sit around and how I'd rather drive to the end of the block than walk.
Dante: The guy's in a wheelchair!
Randal: Yeah, that's why I called him "crippie-boy."
ALSO! Guys, what did we do before the internet? Seriously, did any of us really live? REALLY?