Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face
kandigurl

What I do for fun. SHUT UP.

screamer7n: OH GUESS WHAT I DID TODAY
Sibaat: WHAT DID YOU DID TODAY
screamer7n: I STUFFED MY ENTIRE BODY INTO PEPPER'S CAGE
screamer7n: SO DID KIM
Sibaat: !!!!!
screamer7n: WE TOOK PICTURES
Sibaat: WHY
Sibaat: ?
screamer7n: It's kind of stupid, actually.
screamer7n: Reagan did it to be funny,
Sibaat: KIND of stupid?
screamer7n: But she is TINY.
screamer7n: Kim went, "I wonder if I could do it."
screamer7n: So she tried and got her torso in and said, "Screw it."
screamer7n: And I said, "I wonder if I could do it."
screamer7n: and Kim goes, "Probably not, you're about as tall as I am."
screamer7n: so my brain said, "Hmm.. Challenge."
Sibaat: and then you all jumped off a bridge.
screamer7n: And then my mom said, "Try it, Chewy, prove yoga can do anything!"
screamer7n: And so my brain said, "OOH!! CHALLENGE!!!"
screamer7n: So I squeezed inside.
screamer7n: It was difficult.
screamer7n: And Kim went, "!!!!!!!! She's got her WHOLE BODY in there!!!!!!!"
screamer7n: and the instant I got my whole body in there, my brain went, "SCORE! SUCCESS!!!!"
screamer7n: And then the instant after that, Kim shut and locked the door.
Sibaat: YESSS
Sibaat: GO KIM
screamer7n: And then the instant after THAT, my brain AND my mouth went, "I'M SCARED NOW"
Sibaat: don't make me smile, it hurts.
Sibaat: well YEAH
screamer7n: And then the instant after THAT my mom said, "LET ME GET THE CAMERA!!! DON'T MOVE!!!" (as if I had a choice.)
screamer7n: The exciting thing about being in a small cage is that it slightly crushes your lungs and it's difficult to breathe. Add that to the fact that you're in the process of laughing at the looks you're getting and QUAKING IN FEAR, I nearly had an asthma attack.
screamer7n: AND I'M NOT AN ASTHMATIC.
screamer7n: So here I am shivering with terror and trying to breathe, and my mom takes the picture and the camera doesn't work.
Sibaat: my brain read that quacking in fear.
screamer7n: And she does it again and the same thing happened
screamer7n: and she hands it to Barb to let her try
screamer7n: so I go, "Mooom???"
screamer7n: And she says, "Wait, wait, I need a picture!!"
screamer7n: Well, she finally got a picture and I got out
screamer7n: IT WAS A RELIEF
screamer7n: And after I said, "Man, that was really really scary!"
screamer7n: Kim goes, "I WANNA TRY!!!"
Sibaat: DID YOU STOP QUACKING
screamer7n: No, but I did stop quaking.
screamer7n: Quacking is something that's difficult to stop.
Sibaat: i know
screamer7n: Anyway, Kim got in, got scared, got her picture taken, and got out.
screamer7n: THE END
Tags: chats, panicking, scary
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