The Screwed Legacy: The Death of Uggy McUggerson!
I left this out of the last update: Totally's grave!
Dankizus gets ready for baby #2 by vomiting. Uggers McStupidville didn't even care, he just marched out of the tub.
Randy is totally in love with his grandbaby. He autonomously spends all his free time hanging out with Smirantha.
Pop the second!
Dankizus is a much better parent than Totally was. Smirantha knows luxuries her mother never even dreamed of.
St. Uggzilla of Uglypants was the only one there for Smirantha's age transition. I'm not sure what the hell I was doing, but I completely missed until it had already happened.
The first appearance of Totally's ghost! Yay!
HEY LOOK DANKIZUS IS EATING WHILST PREGGERS. It wouldn't be one of my updates without a picture of a pregnant, eating sim. I don't think I even intended that, I just thought it was a cute family shot.
HOLY CRAP I HATE EVERYBODY RIGHT NOW.
Baby #2 is born! It is a girl, named Lisasomo, named after esoteriqua who requested a sim be named after her. THERE YOU GO LISA SEE I LOVE YOU FOR SERIOUS!
I got the dudes a new house because I was sick of their old one. The move must have been tough on Dankizus, who gave up on being a good mother to serve dinner in her underwear.
Randy woke up one morning to discover he has an intense vendetta against the toilet.
The move confused the hell out of the delivery girl. She wandered up and down this side of the street for about three sim hours...
...before finally giving up, crossing the street, and leaving the groceries a block away from the house.
Sir Ugglers the Third comes home from work and gloats every god damned day, even though he never gets promoted because he sucks so hard at his job.
Goooooooood, stop being so annoying! NOBODY LIKES YOU.
Dankizus, didn't anyone ever tell you not to heave your babies in the air?
Lisasomo becomes a toddler!
The Maid: I don't know what the fuck you just said, little girl.
Look at the little babieeeez!!!
OMFG AGE TRANSITION!!!
Smirantha hates being old. She transitioned with her aspiration meter in the red, I think that's the first time I've ever neglected a sim toddler so badly. Oops.
Right before I took this picture, the maid hated on Randy so bad it made him cry, so Totally sought some motherfucking VENGEANCE. So far, the maid is the only person she's bothered to scare, which says to me that she's looking out for her family. IT'S THE SWEETEST THING EVER.
I felt like building an arbitrarily red bathroom, so I did.
JAM SESSION. You guys, there is nothing I love more than listening to these dudes rock out on their instruments. Sometimes I will force them all to go play even if they are otherwise miserable because hearing them all in sync is TEH AWESOMEXORS.
Stop puking, bitch, I have to peeeeeeeeee!
Awwww, the girls are so cute :)
This is pretty much what Lisasomo does every time she's in her crib and awake.
Dankizus and The Ugly Man are sharing a dream about the piano.
Lisasomo jams while her older sister acts all "responsible" and shit.
Grandpa loves his grandbabies!
Dankizus made friends with her mysteriously pregnant male neighbor! They were not agreeing on a damn thing until they started talking about baby shit. It was incredible.
Building blocks are the foundation to a decent upbringing!
Also I still suck on a pacifier, but don't tell anyone!
Lisasomo grew into an adorable child.
Just in time for Dankizus to give birth to baby #3!
HOLY SHIT IT FEELS LIKE HORRIBLE
Here we see the myriad of sim emotion! Lisasomo: Delight! Randy: Shock! Smirantha: Staggering indifference!
It is the first baby boy of the legacy, Bobobobobo.
Exhausted from making so many babies, Dankizus and Uggserbob the Great fall asleep in their dinner.
But Mr. McUggerson is not long for this simulated world! By popular consensus, he is about to be ELECTROCUTED!!!! Luckily enough, I have a broken trash compactor just waiting for someone with next to no mechanical skill and very low need bars to stupidly try and fix!
Smirantha is totally depressed about the crumpling, sparking heap of dead father in the corner.
Randy nearly pukes all over the place.
YEP. THAT'S UGGY MCSTUPIDSON, ALL RIGHT.
Randy gets over it, and starts getting a little bored.
LET ME JUST CHECK MY NOTES HERE. I HAVE A FEW GOOD ONE-LINERS WRITTEN UP FOR SUCH AN OCCASION.
Randy gives up entirely, realizing he didn't care all that much about his daughter's choice in husbandry anyway.
YUP. THIS IS DEATH. I NEED ONE SPARKLY BEAM OF LIGHT TO CARRY OFF THE SOUL OF THIS TOTALLY DEAD DUDE, PLEASE. THANKS. SAY HI TO EILEEN FOR ME.
A question for those of you well acquainted with game bugs: At some point during gameplay, the portrait of Totally that hangs above her tombstone randomly changed to one of the stock paintings from the game. The one that is nothing but orange, yellow and white stripes. Is there anyway to change it back somehow? I don't want the portrait of my founder to be gone forever! *sad face*
X-posted to legacychallenge