Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face
kandigurl

A MOMENTOUS OCCASION.

Dudes, I have changed my lj name. I am no longer hunted for my smell. I am now a solution probably involving triangles. This comes from an episode of Red Dwarf where they are on this planet where everyone is a wax droid of a famous person, and the good wax droids are at war with the bad wax droids. The wax droid of Pythagoras, in a desperate attempt to find an answer to their problems, bodly declares, "I don't know. I still feel there's a solution probably involving triangles."

IT'S THE MOST HILARIOUS THING IN THE WORLD TO ME. Excellent use of the word "probably" to comedic effect. As you all know, "probably" is my favorite word.

IN OTHER NEWS: I've slept all of three hours tops since six PM yesterday evening. I'm tired. But I SO WANT TO PLAY THE SIMS. I spent all day reading the levesquelegacy and it's GREAT. All of her sims are hateful bitches who beat each other up at random and set the house on fire. It's inspired me to play. It's just that right now my house is so boring, what with only three sims. I want Dankizus to hurry and grow up so she can have SEVENTY-TWO BABIES. Although she rolled Fortune, not Family. It's very sad. I know, I know, she won't grow up if I don't play. She's finally a teenager, though, that's something!

IN OTHER OTHER NEWS: AMERICAN IDOL WHOOT. The absolute best audition tonight was this chick who couldn't sing, knew she couldn't sing, freely admitted she couldn't sing, and said that her complete lack of talent was exactly why she should be the next American Idol. Because they could teach her to sing. She then proceeded to bitch about how rude they were for not accepting her to Hollywood.

WHATEVER WEIRD NOT-SINGING-CHICK, I ADMIRE YOUR PSYCHOTIC SENSE OF DETERMINATION!!! EVEN THOUGH IT IS WRONG.
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