Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face
kandigurl

I went to Reagan's play at Cats. It was a recital for her musical theater class. Since it was a bunch of littel kids, needless to say, it was vaguely amusing.

HIGHLIGHTS:

1) A 4 or 5 year old dressed up as a puppy wandering out on stage before his show was on, and a flustered instructor dragging him back.

2) A bunch of small children dressed as various animals chasing each other around the stage.

3) A particularlly lousy combination of Clueless, Harry Potter, and the game Clue. Don't even begin to ask.

4) Reagan in her "walrus" costume, consisting of two tubes as tusks, saying, "My mom's in the bathroom shaving all the hair off her upper lip."

5) A bunch of small children dressed as fairy tale characters doing the maccarena.

6) During a particularly boring, supposedly serious play:
BOY: Why do we have to protect the crystal with OUR LIVES???
GIRL: Because the crystal is the center of all that is, and if it were to fall into the wrong hands, darkness would befall the world.
BOY: *looks at audience*
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*looks at girl*
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*looks at audience*
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*looks at girl*
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SHUT UP!!!!!
Tags: cats, family, theater
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