I am really obnoxious when I am bored! I apologize for that. I wouldn't want to hang out with me in my obnoxious, bored, "HEY PAY ATTENTION TO ME BECAUSE I'M BORED OMG" state. I'd want to punch me in the face.
In other news, my mother reviewed Why You Should Never Trust A Man: A Memoir: "This book was extremely entertaining! The characters are real and believable. The ending will surprise you and leave you eager to read the sequel. Five stars!!!! Jessica is a talented writer with a bright future!"
I love my mama :)
ETA: It's sick how much I like this song:
ETA 2: HAHAHAHAHA