Your Face (kandigurl) wrote,
Your Face
kandigurl

Nobody but Nobody knows more pointless facts than Anne.

screamer7n: I have a fat orange thing on my lap.
HiMyNameIsNan: CONGRATS
screamer7n: A point for you if you can guess what it is.
HiMyNameIsNan: A TACO
screamer7n: SO CLOSE
HiMyNameIsNan: A BURRITO
screamer7n: YES
HiMyNameIsNan: WHOOHOO
HiMyNameIsNan: WHAT CAN MY POINT BE REDEEMED FOR?
screamer7n: if you collect TWENTY points, you can have A HAMBURGER.
screamer7n: P.S: You are invited to our end of the year swimming party on the 3rd of August, aka Saturday.
HiMyNameIsNan: !!!!!1
HiMyNameIsNan: HOW ELSE CAN I EARN POINTS
screamer7n: BY.......KNOWING THINGS
HiMyNameIsNan: AWSUM
HiMyNameIsNan: I KNOW THAT ROMANS THOUGHT WEARING HYENA SKIN WAS A CURE FOR RABIES
HiMyNameIsNan: DO I GET A POINT FOR THAT?
screamer7n: !!!!!!!!]
screamer7n: YES
HiMyNameIsNan: WHOOHOO
HiMyNameIsNan: um!
HiMyNameIsNan: I know...
HiMyNameIsNan: Artichokes are flowers!
screamer7n: ANOTHER POINT
screamer7n: THAT'S THREE
HiMyNameIsNan: HMMM
HiMyNameIsNan: UMMM
HiMyNameIsNan: LEMME THINK
HiMyNameIsNan: UH
screamer7n: ONLY 17 MORE
HiMyNameIsNan: In Holland, their Santa is Saint Nicolas, who lives in Spain with six to eight black men as helpers!
screamer7n: THAT COUNTS FOR TWO POINTS BECAUSE IT'S SO FUNNI
HiMyNameIsNan: OKAY
HiMyNameIsNan: GOTTA THINK OF THINGS
HiMyNameIsNan: UH
HiMyNameIsNan: Sailors took huge turtles on ships to eat them later!
screamer7n: OK ANOTHER POINT
screamer7n: THAT MAKES FIVE
HiMyNameIsNan: UM
HiMyNameIsNan: UH
HiMyNameIsNan: ALMONDS ARE A MEMBER OF THE PEACH FAMILY!!!!
HiMyNameIsNan: my dad told me that the other day
screamer7n: !!!!!!!WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
screamer7n: ANOTHER POINT
HiMyNameIsNan: Ben Franklin wanted the national mascot to be the turkey!!!!
screamer7n: That would have RULED
HiMyNameIsNan: YES
screamer7n: Does that make seven points?
HiMyNameIsNan: DO I GET A POINT FOR IT?
screamer7n: TOTALLY
HiMyNameIsNan: YES
HiMyNameIsNan: UMMMM
HiMyNameIsNan: COME ON, BRAIN
HiMyNameIsNan: CHRISTOPHER GUEST, WHO PLAYED THE SIX FINGERED MAN, IS A BARON
HiMyNameIsNan: FOR REAL
screamer7n: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HiMyNameIsNan: Isn't that STRANGE?
screamer7n: THREE POINTS FOR KNOWING SOMETHING ABOUT PRINCESS BRIDE
screamer7n: YESSSS
HiMyNameIsNan: WHOO HOO
screamer7n: SO YOU HAVE TEN
HiMyNameIsNan: HALFWAY THERE
HiMyNameIsNan: UH
HiMyNameIsNan: UH
HiMyNameIsNan: Alexander Graham Bell wanted people to greet eachother over the telephone with "Ahoy ahoy"
HiMyNameIsNan: does that get a point?
screamer7n: YES
HiMyNameIsNan: WHOOHOO
screamer7n: It's ALMOST how Mr. Burns answers the phone!!!!
HiMyNameIsNan: it IS how he answers the phone.
HiMyNameIsNan: that's what that alludes to.
screamer7n: He says "Ahoy hoy."
screamer7n: CLOSE
screamer7n: and yet so far.
HiMyNameIsNan: Superman's monkey sidekick was named Beppo!
screamer7n: !!!!!!!!!!!
screamer7n: Two points for mentioning monkeys!!!!!!!!!
screamer7n: 13 points!!!!!1
HiMyNameIsNan: his PONY'S name was Comet!!!
screamer7n: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
screamer7n: I didn't even know he HAD a pony!!!!!!!!!1
screamer7n: 14 points!!!!1
HiMyNameIsNan: WHOOHOO
HiMyNameIsNan: UMMMMMMm
HiMyNameIsNan: UMMM
HiMyNameIsNan: DID YOU KNOW ALL THE KINGS IN A DECK OF CARDS HAVE NAMES?
screamer7n: NO
screamer7n: IF YOU NAME THEM ALL, YOU CAN HAVE ONE POINT PER NAME!!!!!!!
HiMyNameIsNan: They're (I think) David, Charles, Alexander, and, umm...
HiMyNameIsNan: uh
HiMyNameIsNan: OH
HiMyNameIsNan: CAESAR
screamer7n: REALLY????????
HiMyNameIsNan: YES
HiMyNameIsNan: I HEARD IT ON NPR ONCE
screamer7n: OK
screamer7n: SO IS THAT 18??
HiMyNameIsNan: YES
HiMyNameIsNan: TWO MORE
HiMyNameIsNan: UH
HiMyNameIsNan: The plastic thing on a shoelace is called an "aglet"!!!!!1
screamer7n: I NEVER KNEW THAT
screamer7n: 19
screamer7n: ONE MOREEEEEEE
HiMyNameIsNan: IT'S TRUE
HiMyNameIsNan: My mom told me
HiMyNameIsNan: UMMMM
HiMyNameIsNan: UHHH
HiMyNameIsNan: UMM
HiMyNameIsNan: shoot
screamer7n: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HiMyNameIsNan: uhhhh
screamer7n: COME ON ANNE'S BRAIN
HiMyNameIsNan: John Adams and Thomas Jefferson died on the same day, which was on the fourth of July.
HiMyNameIsNan: John Adam's last words were, "At least America still has Jefferson." or something like that
HiMyNameIsNan: and two hours later Jefferson died.
screamer7n: HAHAHAHAHHA
screamer7n: THAT RULES
screamer7n: A POINT
screamer7n: THAT MAKES 20
HiMyNameIsNan: I think it's sweet.
HiMyNameIsNan: WHOOHOO
HiMyNameIsNan: YOU OWE ME A BURGER
HiMyNameIsNan: ::dances::
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